Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas! My present to you are the following thoughts…

  1. The ability to celebrate Christmas but pretend like you’re being roped in to it is arguably the most compelling reason to marry a gentile.
  2. I’ll be going to a movie today with my family, and as we’ve become accustomed to, there will be a fair number of gentiles at the movie theater. Even this they take from us.
  3. Isn’t Santa Claus a little bit of dick? I mean, I’ve never seen any telling of the legend where Santa drops off presents for Jews, Muslims, Zoroastrians, Buddhists, Hindus, or Shintoists. Do you think he has the ability to and he’s just a bigot?
  4. That’s all I got for now.
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One Response to “Merry Christmas”

  1. VintageTestament Says:

    Aren’t you used to the “big-guys” not showing up on important holidays? I mean Elijah has missed a few hundred million Seder dinners at this point…


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