In perhaps one of the most audacious Jedi mind tricks in American history, Sarah Palin has released a report absolving herself of any wrongdoing in Troopergate. You can’t make this stuff up…this is from the AP:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska – On the eve of a report on a legislative panel’s abuse-of-power investigation into Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, campaign officials released their own report clearing her of any wrongdoing.
In other news, Rasheed Wallace is set to release his lifestory, “I Never Even Touched the Guy.”