Dick and Cover

I know how disappointed some of you will be to discover that this post doesn’t cover politics, but it will help you cover that penis sans chapeau.

Behold: the SenSlip artificial retractable foreskin:

The SenSlip’s makers claim that a circumcised weiner is “less effective than a naturally covered penis.” Now, being a multi-functional device, I’m not sure in what sense the circumcised penis is “less effective,” but it seems to me that rocking this cock costume might be stronger chick repellent than a Scott Peterson mask, which far worse than ineffective, would simply render your penis useless.

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